The Best Scruffy Quotes From 'Futurama'
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My Job
Scruffy: My job. Toilets 'n boilers, boilers 'n toilets. Plus that one boilin' toilet. Fire me if'n you dare.
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The Candle
Scruffy: The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long. Mmhm.
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40,000 Shares
Scruffy: Scruffy votes his 40,000 shares for the mysterious stranger.
Leela: Wait a minute, how come you have four times as much share as the rest of us?
Scruffy: Scruffy believes in this company.
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Before I Beg You to Stay
Scruffy: Ms. Wong?
Wash Bucket: No, Scruffy, I am wash bucket. I love you. Wash bucket has always loved you.
Scruffy: It's wrong, wash bucket. Oh, it would be sweet for a while, but in the back of our minds we'd know that I'm a man and you're janitorial equipment.
Wash Bucket: In another city, we could be anyone we want.
Scruffy: Go. Go now. Before I beg you to stay.
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Life Goes On
Scruffy: Life goes on, but I believe we'll forever carry the pain on the inside.
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Company in Twain
Scruffy: What fevered dream is this that bids to tear this company in twain?
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Die the Way He Lived
Scruffy: Scruffy's gonna die the way he lived... Mmhm.
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Life and Death
Scruffy: Life and death are a seamless continuum.
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Jail's Not So Bad
Amy: I've never been sad at a party before. I wonder if my mind is thinking about Kif being in jail.
Scruffy: Jail's not so bad. You can make sangria in the terlet. Course, it's shank or be shanked.
Amy: Of course.
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On Break
Scruffy: I'm on break.
[He eats a potato chip.]
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Never Seen Him So Down
Scruffy: Boy, I've never seen him so down. Or ever before.
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$300 Haircuts
Scruffy: Scruffy's goin' to get one of them $300 haircuts, this one's lost its pizzazz.
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Scruffy
Scruffy: I'm Scruffy... the janitor.
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Nope
Scruffy: Hmm, I guess we'll never know.
Zoidberg: Or will we?
Scruffy: Nope.
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Elves
Scruffy: The elves are back.
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Eatin' a Can of Breakfast
Professor Farnsworth: There's some dirt on this computer.
Scruffy: Sorry. I was eatin' a can of breakfast... an' lookin' at porn.
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Thank the Ladder
Zoidberg: [To Leela] Well, at least Scruffy saved you.
Scruffy: Don't thank me. Thank the ladder.
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Marmalade
Scruffy: Oh, Marmalade!
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A Mirror
Scruffy: It's a mirror into Scruffy's soul.
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Regular Board
Scruffy: I took a regular board, and made it into a divin' board. Mhrm.
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Dern
Scruffy: Dern it.
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The Robot Devil
Scruffy: Somebody called, "the robot devil" is here to see somebody called, "Fry."
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Work Here is Done
Scruffy: Scruffy's work here is done.
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Shiny Metal
Scruffy: Bite my shiny metal a**.