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377 pages, Mass Market Paperback
First published July 21, 2009
1) “I am NOT in love with the hero I’m just denying him autonomy by fucking up his wedding ceremony, oh wait I’m horny YEP TOTES LOVE YOU NOW!” - a made up quote from Heroine Dumbass
2) She rides buckass naked ON A HORSE into the hero’s club cause chickadee wants his attention. Did I mention she jumps out a second story window on said horse? CAUSE SHE JUMPS TITTIES-OUT FROM A SECOND STORY WINDOW ON A HORSE! With no injury. Because logic.
3) She runs away from hero-hubby with Random Background Horny Dude to bang because…? Reasons? She had a marriage sad and she skips town with this guy outta fucking nowhere. No plot build up. No foreshadowing. No nothin’.
The hero, page 340:
“But surely if Lizzie had overheard she would have burst in, challenged them and demanded to know what they were talking about? That was Lizzie’s way- to confront an issue not to run from it.”
REWIND THE BOOK 248 PAGES AGO:
Her- “The important thing was that she had outrun Nat again. She did not look back.”
Him- “Damn the woman! He had chased her through every back street and alley of Fortune’s Folly.”