Plain as a pikestaff dwarves, gnomes and halflings?

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Re: Plain as a pikestaff dwarves, gnomes and halflings?

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Ezram wrote: Sun Aug 02, 2020 10:32 pm
sniperdoc wrote: Sun Aug 02, 2020 8:07 pm Last night I dreamed that I met a woman with hairy feet!
She could have been a Dwarf. Dwarves are hairy too and, last time I checked, their feet aren't explicitly exempt from being hirsute.
Human sized and features, just hairy feet
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Re: Plain as a pikestaff dwarves, gnomes and halflings?

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sniperdoc wrote: Mon Aug 03, 2020 4:38 am
Ezram wrote: Sun Aug 02, 2020 10:32 pm
sniperdoc wrote: Sun Aug 02, 2020 8:07 pm Last night I dreamed that I met a woman with hairy feet!
She could have been a Dwarf. Dwarves are hairy too and, last time I checked, their feet aren't explicitly exempt from being hirsute.
Human sized and features, just hairy feet
Way to kill the fantasy, brother.
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Re: Plain as a pikestaff dwarves, gnomes and halflings?

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Ezram wrote: Thu Jul 30, 2020 7:17 pm Image
A bit odd that Wormtongue is only as tall as the hobbits in that picture.
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Re: Plain as a pikestaff dwarves, gnomes and halflings?

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rounser wrote: Mon Aug 03, 2020 4:53 amA bit odd that Wormtongue is only as tall as the hobbits in that picture.
That's him? Huh. I thought the one hobbit wearing footwear was something of an outlier...
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Re: Plain as a pikestaff dwarves, gnomes and halflings?

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Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I would gander a guess that the artist has not had sex in about 15 years!

Damn, that is some seriously bad incel art!
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Re: Plain as a pikestaff dwarves, gnomes and halflings?

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Mock26 wrote: Mon Aug 03, 2020 5:13 amBwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I would gander a guess that the artist has not had sex in about 15 years!

Damn, that is some seriously bad incel art!
Hugh Hefner or otherwise, that painting still sold 8).
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Re: Plain as a pikestaff dwarves, gnomes and halflings?

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Ezram wrote: Mon Aug 03, 2020 4:39 am
sniperdoc wrote: Mon Aug 03, 2020 4:38 am
Ezram wrote: Sun Aug 02, 2020 10:32 pm
sniperdoc wrote: Sun Aug 02, 2020 8:07 pm Last night I dreamed that I met a woman with hairy feet!
She could have been a Dwarf. Dwarves are hairy too and, last time I checked, their feet aren't explicitly exempt from being hirsute.
Human sized and features, just hairy feet
Way to kill the fantasy, brother.
She was very pretty, except for the feet hair
I'm more into Elves than Hirsute women.