DELUDED CUSTODIANS| LETTER TO SINTERKLAAS| P̶L̶A̶Y̶T̶O̶W̶N̶ POUND TOWN

My Christmas Wish: Please Conjure This ****** Away

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The Pub

3 min readDec 22, 2023

A man in a ball cap writes with a notebook covering his crotch. — Santa, I also wish I had the binder I used to combat this very visible problem when I was in high school. Photo by Brad Neathery on Unsplash

Hi Santa, I’ll get right to the nib of the quill. My Christmas wish is for your direct and immediate intervention! Earlier tonight, I was at my grandma’s home, drinking some ‘nog and visiting for the holidays.

DELUDED CUSTODIANS| LETTER TO SINTERKLAAS| P̶L̶A̶Y̶T̶O̶W̶N̶ POUND TOWN

My Christmas Wish: Please Conjure This ****** Away

Written by Victor Cardenas