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By Darrin Bell

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Sat, November 2, 2019

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Comics OCR: IF I PROMISE TO GET YOU A NEW BOOK TOMORROWWILL YOU GO TO SLEEP? AWE YOU EXTHTOWTING ME? AM I UKWAINE? # WHAT DO YOU MEAN "AM I UKRAINE?" 11-2 © 2019/2017 Darrin Bell / dist by WPWG WHERE DID YOU HEAR LANGUAGE LIKE "EXTORTING"? ARE YOU LISTENING AT MY DOOR WHILE I'M WATCHING THE NEWSAGAIN? YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM IF YOU'WE IMPEACHEDDO I BECOME THE NEW DADDY? GO... TO... SLEEP. IF I PROMISE TO GET YOU A NEW BOOK TOMORROWWILL YOU GO TO SLEEP ? AWE YOU EXTHTOWTING ME ? AM I UKWAINE ? # WHAT DO YOU MEAN " AM I UKRAINE ? " 11-2 © 2019/2017 Darrin Bell / dist by WPWG WHERE DID YOU HEAR LANGUAGE LIKE " EXTORTING " ? ARE YOU LISTENING AT MY DOOR WHILE I'M WATCHING THE NEWSAGAIN ? YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DO THAT . BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM IF YOU'WE IMPEACHEDDO I BECOME THE NEW DADDY ? GO ... TO ... SLEEP .
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Fri, November 1, 2019

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Art OCR: EVERYONE GOES THROUGH THIS AT ONE TIME OR ANOTHERLEMONT. E-MAIL candorville@gmail.com TWITTER.com/CANDORVILLE IT'S IMPORTANT NOT TO WORRY ABOUT WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK OF YOUIF YOU KNOW YOU'RE DOING THE RIGHT THING. 11-1-19 2017 Darrin Bell Dist. by WPWG IT'S IMPORTANT TO GET TO A PLACE OF SELF- CONFIDENCE. SELF- ASSURANCE. PEACE. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM WHATEVER. I STILL THINK YOUR NEW "GET YOUR 10TH PSYCHOSIS TREATED FREE" PUNCHCARDS MAKE YOU LOOK TACKY. ??? M.A. AND YET I'M AT PEACE WITH THAT. EVERYONE GOES THROUGH THIS AT ONE TIME OR ANOTHERLEMONT . E - MAIL candorville@gmail.com TWITTER.com/CANDORVILLE IT'S IMPORTANT NOT TO WORRY ABOUT WHAT OTHER PEOPLE THINK OF YOUIF YOU KNOW YOU'RE DOING THE RIGHT THING . 11-1-19 2017 Darrin Bell Dist . by WPWG IT'S IMPORTANT TO GET TO A PLACE OF SELF CONFIDENCE . SELF ASSURANCE . PEACE . BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM WHATEVER . I STILL THINK YOUR NEW " GET YOUR 10TH PSYCHOSIS TREATED FREE " PUNCHCARDS MAKE YOU LOOK TACKY . ??? M.A. AND YET I'M AT PEACE WITH THAT .
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Thu, October 31, 2019

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Art OCR: WHAT DO YOU MEAN "IT'S ALL APPLE'S FAULT"? ? IN 2006WE WEREN'T THIS POLARIZED. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM AROUND 2008THE CONCEPT OF OBJECTIVE REALITY DIED. SUDDENLY THERE WAS A WEBSITE TO BACK UP EVERY PERSPECTIVEBIRTHER OR NOT... SCIENCE OR ANTI- SCIENCE... SANE OR NOT... A ??????????????????????????? ??????????????????????? 10-31 2019 Darrin Bell/dist. by WPWG SUDDENLY WE WANTED VALIDATION INSTEAD OF STRAIGHT TALK. IT'S OBVIOUS WHAT CONDITIONED US TO PICK AND CHOOSE OUR OWN REALITIES. ...APPS. I THINK YOU'RE STILL JUST MAD THE NEW IPHONE COST YOU $1000. DAREIN BAL WHAT DO YOU MEAN " IT'S ALL APPLE'S FAULT " ? ? IN 2006WE WEREN'T THIS POLARIZED . BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM AROUND 2008THE CONCEPT OF OBJECTIVE REALITY DIED . SUDDENLY THERE WAS A WEBSITE TO BACK UP EVERY PERSPECTIVEBIRTHER OR NOT ... SCIENCE OR ANTI SCIENCE ... SANE OR NOT ... A ??????????????????????????? ??????????????????????? 10-31 2019 Darrin Bell / dist . by WPWG SUDDENLY WE WANTED VALIDATION INSTEAD OF STRAIGHT TALK . IT'S OBVIOUS WHAT CONDITIONED US TO PICK AND CHOOSE OUR OWN REALITIES . ... APPS . I THINK YOU'RE STILL JUST MAD THE NEW IPHONE COST YOU $ 1000 . DAREIN BAL
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Wed, October 30, 2019

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Line OCR: YOU REALLY NEED TO STOP CONDUCTING EXPERIMENTS ON YOUR READERS. WHAT? ALL I DID WAS RUN A PAGE OF NEWS ABOUT DEMOCRATS. AND THEN THE NEXT DAYI RAN THE SAME NEWS ONLY I SWITCHED THE DEMOCRATIC NAMES OUT FOR REPUBLICAN ONES. DAREN BAL ©2019 Darrin Bell/dist. by WPWG 10-30 AND THEN ALMOST EVERY COMMENTER WHO BASHED THE POLITICIANS THE FIRST DAY MADE EXCUSES FOR THEM THE SECOND DAY. AND VICE VERSA. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM YOUR READERS ARE NOT LAB RATSLEMONT. OF COURSE THEY'RE NOT. THE RATS RESPONDED THE SAME WAY BOTH DAYS. YOU REALLY NEED TO STOP CONDUCTING EXPERIMENTS ON YOUR READERS . WHAT ? ALL I DID WAS RUN A PAGE OF NEWS ABOUT DEMOCRATS . AND THEN THE NEXT DAYI RAN THE SAME NEWS ONLY I SWITCHED THE DEMOCRATIC NAMES OUT FOR REPUBLICAN ONES . DAREN BAL © 2019 Darrin Bell / dist . by WPWG 10-30 AND THEN ALMOST EVERY COMMENTER WHO BASHED THE POLITICIANS THE FIRST DAY MADE EXCUSES FOR THEM THE SECOND DAY . AND VICE VERSA . BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM YOUR READERS ARE NOT LAB RATSLEMONT . OF COURSE THEY'RE NOT . THE RATS RESPONDED THE SAME WAY BOTH DAYS .
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Tue, October 29, 2019

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Conversation OCR: A LOT OF MY READERS LEMONT? HAVE TURNED WHAT'S WRONGON ME. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM ALL BECAUSE I WROTE AN ARTICLE CALLED "THE NEW MCCARTHYISM" ABOUT HOW DEMOCRATS TOOK LEGIT INTELLIGENCE ABOUT RUSSIA INTERFERING IN OUR ELECTIONS...Brding to any ©2019 Darrin Bell/dist. by WPWG 10-29 ...AND WENT WAY TOO FAR WITH IT. NOWONE DEMOCRAT WILL ACCUSE ANOTHER DEMOCRAT OF BEING A RUSSIAN BOT IF THAT DEMOCRAT EVEN MILDLY CRITIQUES A DEMOCRAT THAT DEMOCRAT LIKES. YOU SOUND LIKE A RUSSIAN BOT. THAT'S WHAT MY READERS SAID. B DAREIN BALL A LOT OF MY READERS LEMONT ? HAVE TURNED WHAT'S WRONGON ME . BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM ALL BECAUSE I WROTE AN ARTICLE CALLED " THE NEW MCCARTHYISM " ABOUT HOW DEMOCRATS TOOK LEGIT INTELLIGENCE ABOUT RUSSIA INTERFERING IN OUR ELECTIONS ...Brding to any © 2019 Darrin Bell / dist . by WPWG 10-29 ... AND WENT WAY TOO FAR WITH IT . NOWONE DEMOCRAT WILL ACCUSE ANOTHER DEMOCRAT OF BEING A RUSSIAN BOT IF THAT DEMOCRAT EVEN MILDLY CRITIQUES A DEMOCRAT THAT DEMOCRAT LIKES . YOU SOUND LIKE A RUSSIAN BOT . THAT'S WHAT MY READERS SAID . B DAREIN BALL
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Mon, October 28, 2019

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Parallel OCR: I WISH YOU'D STOP BASHING HILLARY CLINTONLEMONT. DARKIN BALL I DIDN'T "BASH" HER. ALL I DID WAS WRITE AN ARTICLE SAYING IT WAS IRRESPONSIBLE TO ACCUSE TULSI GABBARD OF BEING A STOOGE OF RUSSIA WITHOUT BETTER EVIDENCE. 10-28 ©2019 Darrin Bell/dist. by WPWG I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE A TULSI SUPPORTER. YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A "SUPPORTER" TO SPEAK UP WHEN SOMEONE'S TREATED UNFAIRLY. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM WHAT SPECIES DO YOU THINK YOU BELONG TO? HOMO FAIRPIENS. I WISH YOU'D STOP BASHING HILLARY CLINTONLEMONT . DARKIN BALL I DIDN'T " BASH " HER . ALL I DID WAS WRITE AN ARTICLE SAYING IT WAS IRRESPONSIBLE TO ACCUSE TULSI GABBARD OF BEING A STOOGE OF RUSSIA WITHOUT BETTER EVIDENCE . 10-28 © 2019 Darrin Bell / dist . by WPWG I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE A TULSI SUPPORTER . YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A " SUPPORTER " TO SPEAK UP WHEN SOMEONE'S TREATED UNFAIRLY . BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM WHAT SPECIES DO YOU THINK YOU BELONG TO ? HOMO FAIRPIENS .
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Sun, October 27, 2019

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Gesture OCR: + CANDORVILLE DAREIN BAL 4.2 63 $12 FOR BOTTLED WATER?! ©2016 Darrin Bell dist. by WPWG www.RudyPark.com 10-27- HAVEN'T YOU BEEN WATCHING THE NEWS? 1 HOUS LAZN AMERICA'S AGING PIPES ARE LEACHING CHEMICALS INTO THE WATER THAT CAUSE HORRIFIC ILLNESSES. OUR BOTTLED WATER IS ALSO 100% FREE OF ADAMANTIUMKRYPTONITE AND DILITHIUM. THE ENTIRE CITY OF FLINT WAS POISONED BY LEADLEADING TO DEVELOPMENTAL DAMAGE IN CHILDREN AND PROBABLY CAUSING AN OUTBREAK OF LEGIONNAIRES DISEASE. NO OTHER BOTTLED WATER ON THE MARKET MAKES THAT CLAIM. BELL C$ JUST GIVE ME A COFFEE. ALL BOTTLED WATER IS TESTED FOR LEAD. BUT OURS IS SPECIALIT'S GUARANTEED TO BE 100% FREE OF CERTAIN OTHER CHEMICALS TOO. proting REGULAR OR GUARANTEED ANIUMANIUM-FREE? VERY BAD MAN. + CANDORVILLE DAREIN BAL 4.2 63 $ 12 FOR BOTTLED WATER ?! © 2016 Darrin Bell dist . by WPWG www.RudyPark.com 10-27 HAVEN'T YOU BEEN WATCHING THE NEWS ? 1 HOUS LAZN AMERICA'S AGING PIPES ARE LEACHING CHEMICALS INTO THE WATER THAT CAUSE HORRIFIC ILLNESSES . OUR BOTTLED WATER IS ALSO 100 % FREE OF ADAMANTIUMNTH METALKRYPTONITE AND DILITHIUM . THE ENTIRE CITY OF FLINT WAS POISONED BY LEADLEADING TO DEVELOPMENTAL DAMAGE IN CHILDREN AND PROBABLY CAUSING AN OUTBREAK OF LEGIONNAIRES DISEASE . NO OTHER BOTTLED WATER ON THE MARKET MAKES THAT CLAIM . BELL C $ JUST GIVE ME A COFFEE . ALL BOTTLED WATER IS TESTED FOR LEAD . BUT OURS IS SPECIALIT'S GUARANTEED TO BE 100 % FREE OF CERTAIN OTHER CHEMICALS TOO . proting REGULAR OR GUARANTEED ANIUMANIUM - FREE ? VERY BAD MAN .
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Sat, October 26, 2019

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Font OCR: I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU WERE DOING AT THAT TRUMP PRESS CONFERENCE. I'M A JOURNALIST. IT'S MY JOB TO BE THERE. ...EVEN THOUGH HE GOT RID OF ACTUAL PRESS CONFERENCES AND JUST STANDS IN FRONT OF A LOUD HELICOPTER SO HE CAN PRETEND NOT TO HEAR OUR QUESTIONS. BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM NOI MEAN I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU KEPT REVVING THAT MOTORCYCLE EVERY TIME HE ANSWERED. 10-26 2019 Darrin Bell/dist. by WPWG TWO CAN PLAY AT THAT GAMESUSAN. DIOS MIO. DE I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT YOU WERE DOING AT THAT TRUMP PRESS CONFERENCE . I'M A JOURNALIST . IT'S MY JOB TO BE THERE . ... EVEN THOUGH HE GOT RID OF ACTUAL PRESS CONFERENCES AND JUST STANDS IN FRONT OF A LOUD HELICOPTER SO HE CAN PRETEND NOT TO HEAR OUR QUESTIONS . BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM NOI MEAN I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHY YOU KEPT REVVING THAT MOTORCYCLE EVERY TIME HE ANSWERED . 10-26 2019 Darrin Bell / dist . by WPWG TWO CAN PLAY AT THAT GAMESUSAN . DIOS MIO . DE
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Fri, October 25, 2019

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Interaction OCR: WHAT'S WRONGLEMONT? I THINK SASHA MITCHELL'S PLAYING GAMES WITH MY FEELINGS. DARREN BALL ...NOT THAT I HAVE ANY FEELINGS FOR HER. I HAVE AN INCREDIBLE GIRLFRIEND. WHAT DO I CARE THAT SASHA CAME TO TOWNSAID SHE'D LOVE TO SEE MEAND THEN WHEN I FINALLY AGREED TO HAVE LUNCH WITH HER SHE STOOD ME UP FOR ANOTHER GUY AND THEN TOLD ME HOW GREAT HER DATE WAS? ©2019 Darrin Bell/dist. by WPWG I THINK "PLAYING GAMES" IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT. I'M NO KIDSUSAN. I DON'T FALL FOR GAMES ANYMORE. BESIDESI WAS UP ALL NIGHT PONDERING ITAND I DON'T THINK THERE REALLY IS ANOTHER GUY. WHAT'S WRONGLEMONT ? I THINK SASHA MITCHELL'S PLAYING GAMES WITH MY FEELINGS . DARREN BALL ... NOT THAT I HAVE ANY FEELINGS FOR HER . I HAVE AN INCREDIBLE GIRLFRIEND . WHAT DO I CARE THAT SASHA CAME TO TOWNSAID SHE'D LOVE TO SEE MEAND THEN WHEN I FINALLY AGREED TO HAVE LUNCH WITH HER SHE STOOD ME UP FOR ANOTHER GUY AND THEN TOLD ME HOW GREAT HER DATE WAS ? © 2019 Darrin Bell / dist . by WPWG I THINK " PLAYING GAMES " IS AN UNDERSTATEMENT . I'M NO KIDSUSAN . I DON'T FALL FOR GAMES ANYMORE . BESIDESI WAS UP ALL NIGHT PONDERING ITAND I DON'T THINK THERE REALLY IS ANOTHER GUY .
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Thu, October 24, 2019

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Fictional character OCR: Oh my God I went on the greatest date today! He took me to a rose garden. 053 Um... Sasha... TAT TAP TAP ©2019 Darrin Bell/dist. by WPWG 10-24 Did you mistakenly send that to ME? Was it meant for someone else? TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM facebook Messages from SASHA MITCHELL No. For you. I hadn't planned on datingbut figured it would be a good way to get to know your citySunshine. Have you ever heard of Yelp?! TAP TAP 1- He and I aren't serious. Yet. on DARKIN BELL Oh my God I went on the greatest date today ! He took me to a rose garden . 053 Um ... Sasha ... TAT TAP TAP © 2019 Darrin Bell / dist . by WPWG 10-24 Did you mistakenly send that to ME ? Was it meant for someone else ? TAP TAP TAP TAP TAP BUY CANDORVILLE BOOKS at WWW.CANDORVILLE.COM facebook Messages from SASHA MITCHELL No. For you . I hadn't planned on datingbut figured it would be a good way to get to know your citySunshine . Have you ever heard of Yelp ?! TAP TAP 1 He and I aren't serious . Yet . on DARKIN BELL
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